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Meadowfields
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Posts: 786
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Meadowfields » Mon May 09, 2022 9:34 am

Aikoland wrote:
Meadowfields wrote:Yes, I chose Iron Fist Consumerists because the Nazis still had mostly regulated capitalism but weren't socialist either.

(freed lymonia voice) NO the nazis were socialists because they were called national socialists and therefore they were left-wing because all left-wing ideologies are failures and dictatorships now watch as i keep bringing this up over and over until i get permabanned from this site!!!!!

It's just like saying "oh noRtH kOReA Is DEmOCRAtiC beCauSE it SAYs iT in thE nAMe! nOrwAy is AuthorITAriAn BeCaUSe iT IS A KINGDom! SoCialISm Is WHeN tHE GoVERnMEnT dOeS STufF becAUSe Of 1984 iNgsOc!!!!!!"
The Republic of Meadowfields
Nous nous relèverons des larmes du passé
Overview | Politics | Religion | Trivia
News ✉ | Faceless bodies found of disappeared people along the Meadowfieldian-Kyurtese border; both countries activate state of emergency | Cleanup underway as Uxbrigh floods finish, with a total death toll of 6,349 | Fascist Bourlounge initiates mass bombing of Bugaria as Bugarian forces close in on its northern islands | Planes carrying refugees from Ashbrid fearing freeze arrive in Goofariask and Meadowfields City | Weather ☀ | Meadowfields City ⛅ -3°/-9°C | Ashbrid ❄ -69°/-78°C | Teshig ☀ 20°/13°C | Goofariask ⛅ -1°/-5°C | Orkhusgol ☔ 17°/10°C |
Proud degenerate leftist
Feeling better today :)
Won't tell you my age or other details, cope
If only pings worked on the forums :(

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Bistritza
Attaché
 
Posts: 96
Founded: Apr 20, 2022
Capitalizt

Brave New World: Search Warrant

Postby Bistritza » Mon May 09, 2022 11:19 am

Meadowfields wrote:It's just like saying "oh noRtH kOReA Is DEmOCRAtiC beCauSE it SAYs iT in thE nAMe! nOrwAy is AuthorITAriAn BeCaUSe iT IS A KINGDom! SoCialISm Is WHeN tHE GoVERnMEnT dOeS STufF becAUSe Of 1984 iNgsOc!!!!!!"


Huxley wrote a letter to Orwell saying that his book was pretty much garbage, except the doublespeak part, which everyone always seems to dismiss lol.
Main Nation | General Info | The Constitution | NSEconomy Stats | Military Info, Main and Puppets
Other nations | BeeStreetz, Political Parties, More Info | Bistritza TSP-MP Representative, The Regional Alliance
Mediums: Hard OOC; Soft OOC; Soft IC; Hard IC | The accounts' posts are rarely Hard OOC.

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UIJ
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Posts: 993
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Mon May 09, 2022 5:20 pm

Fahran wrote:
UIJ wrote:Sexy Kimmy <3
Most beloved benevolent hottie

He is pretty thicc admittedly. People were simping when Kim Yo-jong would assume power, but she doesn't look like a massive cuddly teddy bear. Pedestrian tastes in authoritarian thirst traps, I say!

he just a wittle thickie is what he be
just a wittle snuggly-wuggly bear

ugh gross, women
Yo-jong is not attractive - unlike daddy kimmy <3 <3
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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Diaboland
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Diaboland » Mon May 09, 2022 5:54 pm

I always imagine my leader Queen Dysnomia to be attractive by demon standards, but pretty scary by human standards. She's a very regal woman with a commanding presence, almost like Ultimecia from FF8 (yes i had to use that example) or Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

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The Second Circle
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Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 31, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Second Circle » Mon May 09, 2022 5:55 pm

Messianic State wrote:
Bistritza wrote:This is a list of inspirations for a country which you can find in every thread! Listed from most to least common:
  • Anime. Anime flags with big cartoon milker babes. [b]I have no complaints. Continue that.

I will make the claim that I'm the one single nation in the entire NS to be the most justified in putting anime waifu into my flag.


Haha, no. That's me.
✖✖✖ The "Succubi's" Republic ✖✖✖
"Is this place Hell or a part of it? Well, no. But it's so uncomfortable to most humans that it may as well be. Can I offer to suck your blood in this trying time?

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Diaboland
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Diaboland » Mon May 09, 2022 5:58 pm

Why aren't there any NS flags with attractive anime men? no bois for me? :(

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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 3375
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Mon May 09, 2022 6:02 pm

Diaboland wrote:Why aren't there any NS flags with attractive anime men? no bois for me? :(


Enjoy.
Hey hey, LP here: Too burnt out with this nation to make new lore or fix macrohistorical longue durée alt-his inconsistencies, too clingy to let it die.
Summies be like: eWw WeEbSh*T! aNiMu GiRl!
Enjoy the Chad fat old Diet man (~_^)

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UIJ
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Posts: 993
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Mon May 09, 2022 6:09 pm

Diaboland wrote:I always imagine my leader Queen Dysnomia to be attractive by demon standards, but pretty scary by human standards. She's a very regal woman with a commanding presence, almost like Ultimecia from FF8 (yes i had to use that example) or Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

Boring sexy anime kind of demon, or actual snarling monstrous feral kind of demon
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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Hispida
Senator
 
Posts: 4831
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Mon May 09, 2022 6:18 pm

UIJ wrote:
Diaboland wrote:I always imagine my leader Queen Dysnomia to be attractive by demon standards, but pretty scary by human standards. She's a very regal woman with a commanding presence, almost like Ultimecia from FF8 (yes i had to use that example) or Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

Boring sexy anime kind of demon, or actual snarling monstrous feral kind of demon

why not both? cthulhu in the streets, waifu in the sheets
protracted people's war cannot come soon enough
i now have a basic overview factbook
christian marxist-leninist with complex views on stalin. he/they
"Like a blind puppy sniffing at random first in one direction and then in another"
"Mr. 'Muddleheaded Counsellor'!"
"It sounds just like he were chewing rags in his sleep!"
"Thanks to such a fraud"
"he utterly fails to understand"
"inevitably proves to be a lackey of the bourgeoisie"
"Kautsky has beaten the world record in the liberal distortion of Marx"
Victory Day: February 23, 2022

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Diaboland
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Diaboland » Mon May 09, 2022 6:52 pm

I picture her as like a Tiefling from Dungeons and Dragons, but more overtly demonic looking, taller and more imposing

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Afrikan Staat
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Apr 23, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby Afrikan Staat » Tue May 10, 2022 3:13 am

Okay now this is a bombshell cliche: nations that use anime pictures... without crediting the artist.

(yes I'm guilty as hell in this, which is why I wrote a defense appeal on my OOC factbook before posting)

Diaboland wrote:Why aren't there any NS flags with attractive anime men? no bois for me? :(

...well, I guess mine isn't your taste then
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It is an apocalyptic total war of survival. A crusade between two forces: that of the civilization of the White race against the Serpent. Only one side will win and inherit all of Africa, for the other will be utterly and completely annihilated.

2022 May 21 | Southern Daily Herald | SILENT KILLER! The horrors of HIV/NRIDS, in pictures | Ten lessons from the 1991 outbreak of Gays, Cranks, and Negroes-Related (GCN) Immune Deficiency Epidemic |  Health Minister: HIV "might" evolve into being able to "spread aerially" "in the future", warns citizens to be "cautious around infected negroes and gays"
Yes, I'm gonna use Makoto Naegi as the face of global racism | If this nation gives you brain cancer, please check out my other works.

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Perikuresu
Diplomat
 
Posts: 837
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Tue May 10, 2022 5:09 am

people on threads like What is unique about the AN when they see an AN with an anime flag always say Anime flag
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A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Polynesian, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
I comment on F7 way too much
Killer of Monkey 1
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
NS Stats not canon

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Diaboland
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Diaboland » Tue May 10, 2022 3:09 pm

oops, didn't see your anime flag. idk who he is but yeah that's pretty good

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Hispida
Senator
 
Posts: 4831
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Tue May 10, 2022 6:43 pm

Bistritza wrote:
Meadowfields wrote:It's just like saying "oh noRtH kOReA Is DEmOCRAtiC beCauSE it SAYs iT in thE nAMe! nOrwAy is AuthorITAriAn BeCaUSe iT IS A KINGDom! SoCialISm Is WHeN tHE GoVERnMEnT dOeS STufF becAUSe Of 1984 iNgsOc!!!!!!"


Huxley wrote a letter to Orwell saying that his book was pretty much garbage, except the doublespeak part, which everyone always seems to dismiss lol.

i mean in huxley's defense 1984 does suck
protracted people's war cannot come soon enough
i now have a basic overview factbook
christian marxist-leninist with complex views on stalin. he/they
"Like a blind puppy sniffing at random first in one direction and then in another"
"Mr. 'Muddleheaded Counsellor'!"
"It sounds just like he were chewing rags in his sleep!"
"Thanks to such a fraud"
"he utterly fails to understand"
"inevitably proves to be a lackey of the bourgeoisie"
"Kautsky has beaten the world record in the liberal distortion of Marx"
Victory Day: February 23, 2022

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UIJ
Diplomat
 
Posts: 993
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Tue May 10, 2022 10:34 pm

Hispida wrote:
UIJ wrote:Boring sexy anime kind of demon, or actual snarling monstrous feral kind of demon

why not both? cthulhu in the streets, waifu in the sheets

because monsters don't need "sex appeal" to be hot, ugh
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed May 11, 2022 9:12 am

UIJ wrote:
Hispida wrote:why not both? cthulhu in the streets, waifu in the sheets

because monsters don't need "sex appeal" to be hot, ugh


azavir is the perfect example
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Diaboland
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Diaboland » Wed May 11, 2022 11:14 am

Hispida wrote:
Bistritza wrote:
Huxley wrote a letter to Orwell saying that his book was pretty much garbage, except the doublespeak part, which everyone always seems to dismiss lol.

i mean in huxley's defense 1984 does suck


not me crying cause most of my online presence is under the name "orwellian"

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Gonswanza
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Posts: 1580
Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gonswanza » Wed May 11, 2022 1:21 pm

Cliche:
Nations that claim to be one thing (like a "magical, ancient kingdom") only to be something else entirely (some ancap stellar empire with hard sci-fi)... With factbooks that are either "outdated" for the current year of the nation (due to covering the past but barely touching the present) or are simply hilariously scant with no real source of a proper "current" year ("[Leader] was elected in 2019... Still in office! Oh and then there was that debate in like, 2025, which was a long while back!")
Praise our glorious president Laura Ortiz! Yea, I sell things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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The African Emirates
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Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed May 11, 2022 2:10 pm

Gonswanza wrote:Cliche:
Nations that claim to be one thing (like a "magical, ancient kingdom") only to be something else entirely (some ancap stellar empire with hard sci-fi)... With factbooks that are either "outdated" for the current year of the nation (due to covering the past but barely touching the present) or are simply hilariously scant with no real source of a proper "current" year ("[Leader] was elected in 2019... Still in office! Oh and then there was that debate in like, 2025, which was a long while back!")


i feel EXCEEDINGLY targeted

/s
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Gonswanza
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Posts: 1580
Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gonswanza » Wed May 11, 2022 2:15 pm

The African Emirates wrote:
Gonswanza wrote:Cliche:
Nations that claim to be one thing (like a "magical, ancient kingdom") only to be something else entirely (some ancap stellar empire with hard sci-fi)... With factbooks that are either "outdated" for the current year of the nation (due to covering the past but barely touching the present) or are simply hilariously scant with no real source of a proper "current" year ("[Leader] was elected in 2019... Still in office! Oh and then there was that debate in like, 2025, which was a long while back!")


i feel EXCEEDINGLY targeted

/s

Kek.

But really though, those nations are a little annoying, especially when you have games like "BN trains ANs soldiers" and then all you have for info is that the military exists and they have guns... But then the military history section shows them with muskets, but the nation history section then goes into detail about how they managed to put people on Mars or something.
Praise our glorious president Laura Ortiz! Yea, I sell things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Gandoor
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9909
Founded: Sep 23, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Wed May 11, 2022 2:23 pm

This is why my (not really actually updated anymore) general overview factbook has the first line telling you what the current year is and the main page of Gandoor's wiki has the current year in-canon as well.
OOC - Call me Viola
IC Flag|Gandoor Wiki|Q&A|National Currency Database
Reminder that true left-wing politics are incompatible with imperialism, authoritarianism, totalitarianism, and dictatorship in all forms.
Flag is currently Ryusoul Pink from Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger/the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers Dino Fury
I'm feminine non-binary (but I don't mind or care if you refer to me as a woman).
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Twitter: @Sailor_Viola
Steam: Princess Viola
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Gonswanza
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Posts: 1580
Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gonswanza » Wed May 11, 2022 2:25 pm

Gandoor wrote:This is why my (not really actually updated anymore) general overview factbook has the first line telling you what the current year is and the main page of Gandoor's wiki has the current year in-canon as well.

Honestly I try to point at a current year, though afaik I should probably do that in one of the bigger factbooks I have, just to make it easier.

Granted, the vast dispatches and factbooks I already have seem to point at a period in time around 2020-2024...

... Eh, still setting a standard year regardless.
Praise our glorious president Laura Ortiz! Yea, I sell things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Great United States
Envoy
 
Posts: 343
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great United States » Wed May 11, 2022 2:40 pm

Tag
Empire Culture America

The US but more European influenced and extra fancy,plus a decent bit of WW1 culture
IC name:Continental Free United States
embassy here
Also,remember "the American dream"?where everyone was rich and free,that was a reality in this nations universe
E pluribusunum
Overhauling Factbooks in progress

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UIJ
Diplomat
 
Posts: 993
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Wed May 11, 2022 3:26 pm

The African Emirates wrote:
UIJ wrote:because monsters don't need "sex appeal" to be hot, ugh


azavir is the perfect example

Exactly
what a sexy beast it is
Great United States wrote:Tag

man there’s a cliche
“Tagging” and “reserving”
you know you can bookmark topics, yeah? Or even better yet, just add something to it
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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Gandoor
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9909
Founded: Sep 23, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Wed May 11, 2022 3:29 pm

OOC - Call me Viola
IC Flag|Gandoor Wiki|Q&A|National Currency Database
Reminder that true left-wing politics are incompatible with imperialism, authoritarianism, totalitarianism, and dictatorship in all forms.
Flag is currently Ryusoul Pink from Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger/the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers Dino Fury
I'm feminine non-binary (but I don't mind or care if you refer to me as a woman).
She/They
OOC Info
Twitter: @Sailor_Viola
Steam: Princess Viola
TGs are welcome

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